1) You were having dinner with your family one evening when your parents suddenly suggested to you to bring your SHINee bf back home during the weekend for a ‘test’. You quickly went and tell your SHINee bf when you saw him. Your SHINee bf:
Onew: ” A test? Hmm, shouldn’t be a prob right? Your yeobo here got 2nd in the whole school even though i’m so busy with my schedule you know! Hmm, this kind of test…. “
Jonghyun: ” What?! A test? Does it involve any maths, counting or anything? I don’t like studying you know. Why do i even need this test? Jakiya, i rather study you, *ahem ahem* i meant, study WITH you. ” Cheeky jong!
Key: ” Yah! A test? For the almighty key? yah, do you remember? i passed high school with flying colours you know! This should not be a problem for me! pfffft. ” He then does his eye rolling thing.
Minho: He will take your hand and say, ” My princess, did i hear you wrongly? a test? is there anything i need to prepare? i’ll do anything to make you happy. hmm, it would be better too if your parents know how important you are to me through this test. “
Taemin: ” WHAT?! A TEST?! But i just had a test in school not long ago! And i also have other upcoming tests you know! i never thought that even having you as my gf will require me to also have tests! Noona, is there any clues for this test where you can share with me? ” *pouts his face ^^
2) On that particular day during the weekend, he goes to your house. ” DING.. DONG.. ” Your mother opens the door with you behind her. Your SHINee bf:
Onew: Gives a deep bow.. ” Hello Aunty, its nice to meet you. How are you? I hope you are fine! ” He will shake hands with your mother. After speaking to your mother, he will look at you and give you a wide and cute Onew smile (:
Jonghyun: ” Hello Aunty. ( Gives a bow ) I heard that you invited me here? Or is it that my gf here misses me too much? Oopsy, don’t mind me for being too informal! Is there anything i should do now? ” He will stand with his hands behind his back, and looks at you with his puppy eyes.
Key: ” Oh Hello Aunty. You can call me Key or Kibum. I’m here now, and i brought cookies! (raises the paper bag he was holding in his hands) I baked them myself, and i used organic ingredients! They are very healthy! Hope you will eat them well! ” He them looked and you and said, ” Btw, aunty, did my gf here remember to eat her lunch? ” Forever umma Key!
Minho: ” Hello Aunty, my name is CHOI MINHO. I’m 19 years old this year…. i have an older brother, mother and father at home…. i like to…. (rambles on about his personal details until your mother stops him) ” Minho wants everything to go well!
Taemin: ” Hello Aunty. My name is Lee Taemin. oh, i’m sorry, as i had a test ytd in school, i did not study much for today! But i will promise to strive hard and do my best! Don’t make it too hard! Thank you soo much aunty! ” He will smile super sweetly at your mother and give you a wave when he made eye contact with you.
3) After the introduction, bit of chit chats, your mum went to the kitchen to prepare tea. He will :
Onew: He will do a silly rockstar pose from R.O.A, pointing to the ceiling. Then looking at your shocked espression, he will laugh to himself. ” Jakiya, i was just playing around. i have a show tomorrow do you want to come and support me? i will buy the tickets with backstage passes for you! anyways, i think i’m doing fine for the test until now..”
Jonghyun: He will give you a hug from the back. ” Yeobo! Finally we’re alone together! I can’t wait for all of this to be over, then we can go do something together! Hmm, i wonder how long this “test” will take. ” He will look up to your ceiling and pouts.
Key: ” Yah! Did you really eat your lunch? You look different! Never mind, after this, i’ll bring you out to eat, and we will spend time together! Don’t worry, i think i got the hand of this test. Im the almighty Key, remember? ” He will put his arms over your shoulder.
Minho: ” My princess, how do you think i did so far? Is there anything else that you want me to correct? I must do well for this test! After this test, we will go out! Let’s all work hard together first okay? ” *winks at you*
Taemin: ” Baby, so did you find out what your mother will test me for this test? I promise i will do well for this test! Oh, after this, will you go out with me to dance? I need to relive the stress! ” He will then pinch your cheeks.
4) Your mum returned with tea. You, your SHINee bf and your mum had tea. Your mum started asking your SHINee bf questions about his job. One of the qns was, ” what happens to my daughter if your too busy with your schedule? ” He:
Onew: ” I am currently quite busy with my practices for R.O.A, so i do not see your daughter as often. From a usual 10times to only twice a day. Yes, disappointing i know. But after i’m done with R.O.A, i will make sure your daughter sees me 24/7 ! ” he then will wink at your direction (:
Jonghyun: ” I don’t think that is a problem. The schedules that i have don’t usually take up the whole day. I will still have time for my gf! I just fetched her home from schl/work yesterday you know! And no worries! The paparazzi and the fans won’t be able to catch us together as i always have a plan! ”
Key: ” Oh, that is not a problem at all! i make it a point to see her almost everyday, call her about 20 times, and don’t talk about how man times i text her! i text her too much that it’s hard to count! Even if i can’t see her, i’ll still check in on her to make sure that she is alright. Sometimes, she skips her meals you know! ” he then put his hands on his hips ^^
Minho: ” Aunty, i don’t think i’ll be able to live if i don’t see your daughter everyday. She’s my sun and my moon. I have to see her everyday… (continues talking about how important you are ) ” After finishing, he will wink at you with a cute smile on his face.
Taemin: ” hmm, i will always make it a point to see my gf everyday! no matter how busy am i! i will try to clear my schedules asap and also bring my homework to find my gf if i have to! i also won’t be able to sleep unless i dance with her everyday yah! ” he will then do little popping movements using his hands.
5) After tea, your mother instructed your SHINee bf to clear the dishes. Of course, he obeyed instructions! You then sneaked into the kitchen while your mother was not looking. Your SHINee bf was in the kitchen washing the dishes when you said ” Yeobo ah, how are you with the dishes? Is everything okay so far? ” He will:
Onew: ” Oh, everything’s fine dear. i’ve gotten used to doing the dishes already! i have been doing that in the dorm too, those dongsengs of mine can be very lazy! ahahahaha! Don’t worry, all these will be done in no time! ” Just as he completed his sentence, the bar of soap flies out of his hands and hits his tummy area! ” look! it wants me to use my abs as a washboard! ”
Jonghyun: he will grab your hand, ” oops, your hand is full of soap already. aigoo, why don’t you just help me clean up too? i’m sure i will be able to clean these up at supersonic speed with my yeobo around! ” he will then take your hand, ” help me okay? ” smiles at you with his puppy dog eyes!
Key: ” Yah, of course everything is okay! Did you forget who your future husband- i mean, your bf is? i can handle anything, including you! Although if onew hyung was here, i’m quite sure he will help me with all these! Come, stand here, learn from me how to wash the dishes properly! So that next time when we get married, you can do the dishes too!” He will then pull you to his side and make sure you watch everything he does!
Minho: ” My baby, now that you’re here, everything is alright, washing the dishes have become a joy to me. Did your mother say anything about me? Or does she still want to know more about me? I can fill her in with more facts about me! then she will also know how true i am to you! ” he smiles at you, and then his face suddenly becomes serious ” baby, this whole thing is very important to me okay. i dont want anything to go wrong and end up losing you! ” sweet minho really loves you!
Taemin: he will look around to make sure your mother is busy, then he will say, ” hmm, baby, quickly help me, so i can finish this quickly! later when we go out after the test, i can give you an extra kiss if you want! Quick quick, your mother isn’t looking! it won’t kill if you cheat abit right? ” he will then give you a little nudge and his cute smile, you can’t reject him!
credits:shineeshawols SG
Posted @ 4:10 PM.